Waitress: Hi honey…what can I get you?
Me: Guess I’ll have 2 poached eggs over dry toast.
Waitress: Okay….how do you want those cooked?
Me: Uh, well….that would be POACHED. (Then I questioned the cook) Do you know how to poach eggs?
Cook: Huh, uh….but can you tell me?
Which I did. And he did….and they weren’t half bad!
– Nancy E.
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